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The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.
Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!
When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.
Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?
Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins
Vinny: Aye you the man!
Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.
I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad
the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy
"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."
When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers
Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday
Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner
putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.
I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight
The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.
Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.