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Alicia is a girl that is usually the coldest most ignorant person you’ll ever meet. Every girl named Alicia is destined to be that way. Just look at Every Tv character for example. None of them are worth it.
Alicia looks you up and down looking grossed out as if you’ve done something wrong. You don’t even know her nor she does you. But every day she gives you these glances that just trigger something in you.
Person 1: you know Alicia Right?
Person 2: Oh yeah- what about her?
Person 1: She’s always looking at me as if I killed her family. What’s her problem.
Person 2: I know right, i don’t know what her deal is. She always looks likes she has an egg in her ass and can’t get it out.
Person 1: hahah! For real!
Everyone knows about Karens, but most are sleeping on "Alicias."
They often times have the worst resting bitch face and you'll find they are pinching for penies so much they won't even let their kids get cheese on their burgers.
Alicias are the types to have affairs and blame it on their husband's for not being good enough.
Alicias are also the type to spend all their money then complain about not having any.
If you meet an Alicia, beware they bite. Alicias sink their teeth into you with passive aggressive questions, locked and loaded with a bitchy response.
If Alicia was an animal, it would be a snake.
Wine is an Alicias best friend.
Alicia is the girl in your course who answers all the questions and is a teacher’s pet. She dresses surprisingly well for a 9 am Law class, which would be weird but she seems really happy about it. She’s the type of person to take notes during a Netflix documentary to try and solve the murder case before the last episode. She’s very stubborn and won’t back down from her opinions, which in some cases will make you reconsider why you even disagreed with her in the first place. If you ask her why she’s single she’ll be left stuttering, but when it comes to her distaste for mangoes, she can give you a whole thesis and presentation. Regardless, Alicia is the friend you didn’t think you would have, the friend you didn’t think you would deserve, but the one that you’re glad to have.
Person A: Yo dude, what's happening over there? It looks like someone's having a seizure and panic attack at the same time.
Person B: Oh don't worry, that's Alicia. She stepped outside to get some crisp air but didn't realize that she was next to a mango tree.
Person A: Oh, is she allergic?
Person B: No, she's just dramatic.
Alicia is the greatest and funniest human in your town, shes just the friend u want but cant have, she knows what she wants and she gets what she wants.
If you are an Alicia you are probably super hot and a baddie 😎
-omg have u seen alicia today? She dyed her hair pink and got a mullet, such a baddie grrr🥵
Alicia is the best person you could ever meet in life. She is kind, smart, fu*king hot , got an nice ass and beautyful hair, just amazing . If you have any problems she will be there to help you, even when she has her own problems. Noone could spot her of doing what she thinks is right. This what she puts in the head she will do! One of her biggest talents is singing. Everyone enjoy listening to her voice. Shes like an Angel on earth.
Boy: He, bro have you seen Alicia today?! She looks amazing!
Friend: Oh yes your right, ohhh shit that ass tho:)