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A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole
"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."
Something screwed, fucked or messed up.
Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.
When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.
Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?
Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.
"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
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When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls
Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?