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A man cores a coreable fruit and proceeds to fuck the hole it provides.
I was so horny the other day and the Arabian fruit salad was so much better than my right hand.
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When a man is fucking a women, he rips out her hair and duck tapes it to his penis. Then he anals her, tickling her colon. Finally, he tickles/beats her face with his extra-hairy,feces cover schlong untill bleeding occers and the man ejaculates.
There's no more dust on her face anymore, i took care of that with my arabian feather duster.
You should of seen her after he bashed her with his arabian feather duster.
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a smiley face drawn on a car tire.
"in Syria, we have no blowup doll. We fuck next best rubber thing. Hence, Arabian Blowup Doll."
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Waking up to a mans testicles placed upon each eye.
Dude I woke up to your sweaty arabian sand dollars on my eyes.
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when you wake uo to the sound of your friend calling your cell phone(which is in the room) and you go to answer it, and he hands you his dick and you start to talk inot it.
" fuck, brian gave me the fattest arabian cell phone this morning!"
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The drunken act of arabian sand goggles.
When Henry passed out, we gave him the ol arabian beer goggles.
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To put your ballsack on a persons eyes and fart in their mouth
I heard max hunter rodgers was arabian death masked by shrek
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