My wife caught me Driving Naked in Arizona again
when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin
"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"
Boiling a can of Arizona ice tea and adding things such as honey or lemon. Enjoyable on a cold winter.
F1: Yo bro, you want an arizona summer?
F2: Yeah sure. Add some lemon to mine.
The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????
Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
the best drink in the fabric of reality itself and if you disagree you're just wrong
Aye can I get a cold arizona sweet tea
A super famous youtuber who has over 7,000,000 and everyone likes and is super smart and funny.
Man I don't know anyone who's as smart and funny as Arizona Dingus.
The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”