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Bennydicked Arnold

The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.

We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".

by QuacksO August 4, 2019


Arnold Palmer

When you urinate in a girls anus during or after anal intercourse.

My girlfriend finally let me give her an Arnold Palmer last night, she really enjoyed it.

by Scott825 October 25, 2023


Arnold palmer

When u hit the cart and hold it in while hitting the nic. then exhale.

bruh im literally buzzed asf
oh shit u hit that arnold palmer

nah fr 😭🤞🏼

by 80'sand90'sterms December 25, 2022


Arnold Palmer

A fat short cock.

That dude has a total Arnold Palmer.

by dylanswi April 25, 2010


Arnold Palmer

A half white and half black baby, often seen on sidewalks of busy roads pushed in a stroller by a (often fat) white girl wearing pajama pants in broad daylight; The father nowhere to be seen.

I was driving through Dundalk the other day and saw 3 Arnold Palmer babies in 30 minutes!

by mcniggleston November 30, 2021


arnold palmer

Very dry ass sex; no lube ass fucking; anal coitus but without lubricant

Me and River were having an Arnold Palmer, he really needs to learn how to relax

by bignasty March 24, 2022


Arnold Palmer

When you fist a Arizona bottle.

Im going to Arnold Palmer this drink right now.

by Kee_Chainz January 2, 2018