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a bigass fucking shark that scares the shit out of any other small animals in the ocean. Is famous for its huge jumps out of water to capture seals, and others like unsuspecting surfers. They are know to attack boats engines, this is because they have many litle holes on their nose which have the ability to detect electromagnetic fiels of engines which they mistake for prey.
Holy shit did you see that great white, damn it bit off my arm, for reals look!
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Great Britain is a European country consisting of 4 constituent countries: England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. The capital city is London (England). Great Britain also has 14 overseas territories and several dependencies.
Great Britain is a G8 country with one of the top 5 economies in the world. 4 of the top 10 (including the best) of the world's universities are located there (rankings; 2010). Great Britain came 4th in the Beijing Olympics.
Great Britain is a nuclear-armed superpower and one of the most tolerant countries in the world. Great Britain is responsible for penicillin, vaccinations, emancipation (Slavery was banned in England in 1772, and Great Britain in 1807), the English language, many world sports, basic human rights (the right to life, for instance, was first enshrined in the Magna Charta in 1215), trains, jet planes, modern armies, the computer, the internet, the phone, the television, and the first broadcasting services to go with it. Great Britain was also the only Allied country to fight from the beginning of World War II until the end, on all continents, against all odds.
Great Britain has a population of around 60 million. Around 92% of these are ethnically British (2002). The main language is English; minority languages include Welsh, Gaelic, Irish, Cornish, Scots and Ulster Scots.
Great Britain has fought mainly alone against overpowering forces of evil in World War II and against Napoleon, emerging victorious both times.
Great Britain has produced literally hundreds of cultural figures ranging from Shakespeare to the Beatles to Churchill.
Great Britain has numerous natural resources such as Oil and Gas (located primarily in Scotland and England) coal (Wales) and much more.
Great Britain is universally renowned to possess the most highly trained soldiers in the world, such as the SAS.
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A homosexual magician who creates illusions of large objects disapearing up his anus. He usually ends his show by pulling a live rabbit out of his anus. In 2006 he had the hit show "The Great Fagotini does the Great Fistua" in which he filled the grand canyon with a mixture of semen and bile that leaked from his anus. He is the only open homo-illusionist.
"You suck more shit up your ass than the great fagotini".
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Great Meadows is a red-neck town where half the kids that live there are either on herion, crack, coke, or all three. They think its cool to go sit at the only bar in town and listen to the half-assed hippie band that seems to take pride in the fact that they are from that area. The three prominent families that live there, I'm sure, have inbred at some point. It also houses the infamous tale of the drunk old man and his prostitute girlfriend who shot at a bunch of teenagers one night, thus putting the man in jail. The town is trying to be over-run by a greedy Italian man, who has more money than God, but whose wallet is clamped shut tighter than a virgin's asshole. People think its cool to race down at the race-track or ride around in their pick-ups. Most residents have the I.Q. of 30, or atleast pretend to, do to the fact that if you aren't an adult in the farming business, the only thing that could gain you popularity is heavy drug use. If you're reading this, get out while you still can.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that hot girl at Stage Dolls last night? She had a nice set of tits."
Guy 2: "Nah, I picked up a bundle at the gas station and went to go listen to the Quimby Mountain Band. $2 beers man! Great Meadows rules!"
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Founded by Bruce Willis in 2002, The Great Shatsby involves Cleaveland Steaming in the cleavage of a female followed by a rambunctious titty fucking for hours on end. This WILL result in having a poop-dick.
"dude, did you get laid last night?"
"hell nah, sex is for old people...I gave her The Great Shatsby"
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While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.
She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.
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a fine town & hometown of the infamous all girl band the Dollies.
"Goin up maccyD's innit blud"
"Off my trolley, out of my face."
"Great Yarmouth chips for lyf"
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