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A boy that once you fall in love with you will never get over. He can be a bit of a cunt but is hella funny. Everyone needs an ashton but just a warning, they come and go. He is usually popular and good looking. He will try and start a fight with you over the littlest things but it's funny. He will most likely have a small dick but that's okay. He will most likely be friends with a strokester.
Strokes: you got a small dick
Ashton: you wanna fight?!
Ashton has a huge crush on Jessica and wont admit it đź¤đź¤
Ashton is really fun to talk to. She is the type of person to give you something to smile at. She gives you a reason to smile. A reason to live. She makes your day brighter.
Feeling down
Ashton is here!
“You are so perfect. Don’t let them tell you otherwise” - Ashton
THIS FUCKING IDIOT PIECE OF FUCKING STUPID ASS LOOKING IDIOT BITCH FUCKING STUPID SMELLY IDIOT NINCOMPOOP BUFFON STUPID HEAD FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCK FUCK IDIOT HEAD DICK FUCKING IDIOT MADE AN URBAN DICTIONARY ACCOUNT FOR A SHITTY JOKE.
ASHTON IS A REAL FUCKING, how do I put it?, ASHHOLE!
Ashton is one of the best people you will know. Whether she likes you or not she is nice but will talk behind someone she dosen't likes back. She is absolutely stunning even if she dosen't think so herself. Ashton is usually quiet but talks more when you get to know her.
Wow! Ashton is so nice.
Ashton is so pretty!!
Ashton is the guy who falls in love very fast with a lot of people very nice guy but is always using things to compensate for having a very small penis. Overall Ashton is a very good friend but catches feelings very quick and has a micro penis
Ashton is a super good friend that’s why I friend zoned him
Incredibly sexy man, on par with Adonis, George Clooney, and Richard Nixon. Has fertilized many ovulating women ensuring his genetic future and blessing us with more Ashtons
Ashton: Hey
Girl: Give me your seed