“When did I ask”

When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”

Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks

Flop: when... “when did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop

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Don't ask Don't tell

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

don't ask don't tell bill clinton go to hell

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Ask Cristina out day

On October 26 you are supposed to ask a Cristina out they have been waiting for such a long time and love you more than you know.

Ask Cristina out day is we’re you will be happy

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When did I ask

"When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.

Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."

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ask me out boots

Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".

Dude, did you see Amy today? She has her ask me out boots on, I think I will.

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don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

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“…if want something done, ask a woman”

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

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