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when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.
"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"
"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"
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The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.
damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
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Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.
Grand Theft Auto owns my life.
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The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.
My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity
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Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.
Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.
Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.
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pornography that you create of yourself FOR yourself and others.
Did you see Anthony Weiner's auto-pron that he sent to that woman on Twitter?
Yeah, it was quite the bulge in his shorts!
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Having an orgasm while vomiting.
Shelly is Bulimic not because she thinks she is fat but because she is addicted to auto-erotic regurgitation.
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