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The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.
Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*
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A gesture performed during an awkward situation. The performer beats his hands on his chest and makes Donkey Kong-esque noises. This is usually followed by staring at the ground and creating more awkwardness or running after an Italian.
I couldn't remember that girl from work's name, so I just pulled an awkward gorilla and ran after a pizza delivery guy.
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To make something less awkward.
That ice breaker worked really well to de-akwardize that meeting.
Laughing at yourself helps de-awkwardize an embarrassing moment.
Using a 45 degree angle instead of a 90 degree angle helped de-awkwardize that corner.
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When a situation is so awkward, you go on all fours and bark like a dog to relieve the awkwardness.
Person 1: "I slept with your sister"
Person 2: "WHAT?!?"
Person 3: Awkward Dog
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kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward
did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?
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A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.
"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
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Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.
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