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fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl

Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."

by talldude65 July 21, 2010


bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 07, 2003


Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009


Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011


Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021


backwards jump-squat

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot

Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!

by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021


I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything

Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn

by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017