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Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

โ€œOMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax July 30, 2008

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oi bagel

a word derived from punk rockers...added with bagel...to call someone an oi bagel.

john is a big fat oi bagel.

by tyler middleton July 11, 2008

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cheese bagel

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.

Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!

by May 14, 2014

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cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 9, 2007

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Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 2, 2010

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Bagel Dog

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

by Bagel dogs for life March 28, 2009

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wet bagel

pissing in a girl's ass during anal sex

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!

by mediacrazy July 9, 2010

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