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A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
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The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.
Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.
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When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.
"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"
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(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman
Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
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an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult
"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."
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A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.
"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."
"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"
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The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.
Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.
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