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Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.
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A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
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The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.
I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
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A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.
Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.
Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!
Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!
man, my dream-bake when I smoke weed is when i can feel feel all fuzzy and trippy, but not freak out!