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tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020


booty bark

The poop stains on underwear

My chick took off her thong and it had booty bark.

"Jeffery, no one wants to see your booty bark!"

by notverypunny February 13, 2024


Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024


Barking abbey school girl

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.

Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.

by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019


Barked

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

*sends video of obama*
Person 1: DUDE WTF YOU BARKED ME NOT FUNNY!!!
Person 2: no very funny

by HelloHimemememem May 12, 2021


Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018


Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

by Lil peaches September 20, 2022