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Comes from on my paris trip, 'Gilli Bashed out a minger'
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to creep up along side someone, preferably outside of a tent, as they are sleeping, to lift up the tent flap and immediately beat the flogging hell out of the subject, aiming directly for the ribs, and then to proceed to run away in laughter and jubilation.
A slight variation of this is when, as the tent flap is lifted quietly, the subject has a towel or shirt placed over the face in order to sustain the covertness of the puncher.
Ariel, Max and their minions go up alongside Zachary's tent, Ariel lifts up the tent flap, gets the good morning punch, and Max finishes the bashing with six solid punches to the ribs as Zach, quite unlike his friend Yoni, groans in pain.
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To masturbate for ten different reasons
Inquisitive man: Why are you masturbating?
Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this
Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?
Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank
(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!
Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?
Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.
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hipster bashing- an acceptable way for middle class (white) people to point out the ways in which they are superior to other middle class (white) people, esp. prominent in urban environments experiencing gentrification
You know you are truly a hipster when you are well adept at hipster bashing.
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On freenode IRC network, the act of senselessly finding fault in the administrator as a source of all your day's problems. Also known as Rob Levin Syndrome (RLS).
The server's down again? Argh, lilo!
I can't believe he beat my score again, it must be lilo's doing.
If only lilo would stop global noticing the server for donations, we could get back to wasting company time without interruption. lol
Hey if you two could quit lilo bashing for a minute, maybe this wouldn't be a problem.
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boonie bashing: driving on dirt roads in forested areas or
driving on non-roads with a four wheel drive
"Let's go boonie bashing!"
A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.
My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.