When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.
" wow i just got basketballed."
"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"
as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"
Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?
(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)
it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.
Hobo 1: basketball is overrated
Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something
A game equipment used in a team sport. It is typically known to be made out of rubber or fiber; traditionally leather. With poor dribbling skills or coordination is can bounce out of control or out of rhythm.
"Careful dude you shouldn't bounce the basketball too high or else-"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"
the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!
basketball is for babies
A term used when you want to jam or masturbate or when your horny
Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball
Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer
A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball