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The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.
I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.
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a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object
I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly
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The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.
In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.
My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.
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The person you think of to get rid of a boner.
"Who's your boner nazi"
"Your mom!"
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When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.
Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.
This poop boner is wicked!
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A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.
Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!
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When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. The fear boner is a sign of submission to a more powerful individual.
I hope Professor Tony Yueng didn't see my fear boner in class today.
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