under over

When a female/male fondles both the testicles and penis while passionately sticking her face between the gentile . Under the penis over the testicles.

This bitch gave me an under over last night.

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under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

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Under the bleachers

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.

"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

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Under the rocks

A place people live that don't understand things that go on around them and are also oblivious to age old expressions.

Aaron: "What does 'brass tacks' mean?
Me: "WTF, Aaron, you live under the rocks!"

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Under the Moose

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

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get under

To get under something like a shealter

“ GET UNDER THE SHEALTER NOW! It’s dropping bombs!

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Under-roos

Panties, underwear, briefs and boxers: all forms of undergarments that people wear. Possible a vulgar way or slang way of saying it.

You own 30 pairs of under-roos but only really wear about 4 pairs!

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