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Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.
Only real intellectuals know
LL: You know that song?
AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD
a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.
When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.
I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!
A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."
A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom
Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!
the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!
The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.
Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.