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Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.
You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!
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To use a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.
Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
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Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".
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This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does
Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies
Boy - text me before my phone dies
The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!
Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
1.The situation in beer pong where the shooting team makes a cup and you must pull that cup and chug. One must chug thy heavenly brew before thou shoots. thus resulting in drink BEFORE you drink. (cause you'll prolly miss the table and have to pull another one anyways)
2. Chillin at the crib drinking or "pre-drinking" before some shendig
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dude 1: why are you chuggin that beer so fast?
dude 2: dude drink before you drink
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dude 1: why are you drinking now dude? were goin to that bomb ass quadruple kegger
dude 2: dude drink before you drink
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