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Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing

"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."

by phantapants November 8, 2021


gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023


Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.

Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital!

by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023

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birthful

adj. the act of feeling youthful and jubilant on the day of your birth

david wirth is birthful

by redoctober1234 September 12, 2011


Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 21, 2018


Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.

D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...

by SirNinjaStone April 6, 2016


John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021