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When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.
If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.
Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..
Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<
Poetic way of referring to the beginning of a physical existence or a new phase of life.
Free from this suffering only when death rips my soul out, body birth!
The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing
"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."
Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.
From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda
AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.
Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.
Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control