Sirius Black

Godfather of Harry James Potter, who is not dead, and will live on in the memories of his fan-girls (me) forever!

Attened Hogwarts for 7 years, was part of the infamous group of pranksters' known as the 'Marauders', Remus Lupin(Moony), Peter Pettigrew (wormtail), himself, and James Potter (Prongs). He was framed by Peter Pettigrew after the deaths of Lily and James Potter, and sent to Azkaban prision for 12 years before he escaped! Something one had ever done before.

Sirius is also an animagi, he transforms into a large, black, bear-like dog. Known as Padfoot, and/or Snuffles.

He was a fan-damn-tastic (straight) hottie.

Snape's worst memory: "With another shock of excitement, Harry saw Sirius give James the thumbs-up. Sirius was lounging in his chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither James's nor Harry's could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind him was eyeing him hopefully though he didn't seem to have noticed." (Harry was watching Sirius Black and James Potter durning they're O.W.L. exams)

Dumbledore: "Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger."

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Black privlage

All the things given in favor of being black since the 2010s

All these moon crickets whine white privlage when 70% of baboons live off government aid, Black privlage!

Black and High

A large marijuana (or any kind of weed) joint, that is inserted in an emptied out Black and Mild tip (preferably wood) and smoked through it to avoid burning your mouth when it gets too short.

You got a tip for that Black and High?

Black Sponge

Black monkey man

Orgin is the jungle, when threatened screams like monkey and throwing spears

Stop being a black sponge

black off

A contest between two or more people to find who is the most black (even if some or all participents have white skin)

White man: I'm more black than you

Black man: No, you've got white skin.

Person 3: "BLACK OFF"

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Black yoshi

The niggiest character in the super Mario series.

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please

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Black Spray

Thin, viscous, frothy diarreah, which exits the anus in a conical spray pattern. The Black Spray is commonly the result of drinking numerous pints of Guinness and eating cheap greasy bar food and/or Taco Bell.

See also spray mud

I wouldn't go in there. I got a bad case of The Black Spray.