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a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.
Guy: UwU
Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO
When a man inserts his hairy Johnson into a teens virgin tiny uterus causing severe bleeding.
Sam had bleeding walls
Owen fucking punched me in the eye and now I have a bleeding eye like I’m red Sans!