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Dense Breast

the act of stuffing ones bra with socks making them lumpy and dense

1.you could tell she had very dense breasts .
2.she took off her bra but she had dense breast so it was extrememley disapointing and all you could see was socks.

by jhonsena September 27, 2016

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Dense breast

The state of u having large andouble firm breasts

Ohhhh that girl got the dense breasts

by Derpydederpyderp September 28, 2016

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purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

by Jimmy Carr June 24, 2007


Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchyโ€“Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / ฯ€ (1 + ฯ€^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

by Prof. Munchie March 6, 2014


my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.

Susie is one of my breast friends.

by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021


Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away

The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."

by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009

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Breast-o-Sauruses

Large breasts, often fake! Word is a combo of Breasts and Tyrannosauruses.

Dude to Another: Check out that chick's Breast-o-Sauruses. They have to be Double E's!

Another: Double E silicone sacs, but still awesome!

by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009

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