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The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.
Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.
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A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois
v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock
Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?
Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!
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Damn she has some mean panocha breath... offer her a tic tac!
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The breath of a vegetarian. They sit around smuggly odering carrot juice and similar shit, thinking that they're the cat's meow, when in fact, you could weld with their breath.
He: This Volvo was owned by a Professor.
She: How do you know?
He: can't you smell the ass breath?
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The savage smelling breath you get after a long night of partying.
Adam's booger breath was disgusting when he got home.
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The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.
My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.
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the breath you get after eating out a girl on her period
geese honey you gave me tampon breath
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