broke joke

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.

John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.

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broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.

Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

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stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.

" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".

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broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

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broke ass

this herbito named Fannon.

Fannon quit being a broke ass

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got broke

Slang term used in various situations to tease someone that loses out, or gets the 'short straw'. Often used to comment on a person not getting to something fast enough, and someone else gets it.

This term is usually followed by the word 'son'

Another way of saying 'sucks for you'

Me: " I brought donuts for everyone."
-Crowd of people bum rushes the donut box-
You: "Oh man, there are no donuts left"
Me: "Haha, GOT BROKE son!!


Walking down the hallway, someone drops something, and youre too much of a douche to help them pick it up... you just walk by and laugh and say "got broke!'

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broke ass

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.

Dude! Who broke ass?!

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