brushing

A scam tactic used by some sellers of Amazon, where it involves setting up fake accounts under a stranger's name and then posting out random items to allow them to create favorable "verified purchase" reviews on them.

Out of the blue, I received an odd package that is 300g worth of polystyerene balls, and then another of coloured straws days later. I believe I've been a victim of brushing.

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

Tile Brush

A cleaning instrument specifically designed to scrub pool, floor and bathroom tiles. Each clump of bristles are set far apart giving surface areas a far better clean.

A tile brush can be used on most surfaces however produce superior results when utilized on ridged surfaces such as tiles.

Buckle brush

A gay looking mustache

Hi plumber let’s see if that buckle brush works

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

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Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"