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bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.

“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”

by Blue Waffle Stack January 03, 2025


Bukkake Choke Slam

When you have had so many penises repeatedly ejaculate on your face, it completely chokes you and throws you on the ground, disoriented.

Man, you don't even want to go near that woman. She's had a Bukkake Choke Slam. Completely ran through all the gears and left abandoned in a ditch.

by Harder, daddy January 22, 2018


Bukkake

Another word for sh*t.

Ron: Eyo bruvh how was your day
Daniel: Pretty bukkake man

by Danishbeish16 October 17, 2020


Bukkake

An special form of art in which one woman lays back or drops to her knees and allows multiple men (usually more than 5) to circle her and use her face as an easel using a very special type of homemade paint. Some may consider this type of paint a special type of facial moisturizer. Some women may gladly receive this as if it were a trip to a spa.

The Louve in Paris has opened up a special exhibit this month dedicated to bukkake photos.

You can always spot a man who wants to receive a bukkake. It's easy, all they have to do is listen to Luke Bryan.

That gal over there is a pornstar.
I don't recognize her
Probably not, she only stars in bukkake porn.

by JSmooveMKE October 01, 2020


Bukkake

A group session of boys playing a team sport with an all woman opponent eg. soccer, basketball or cricket

these boys had a bukkake session

by Doorperson December 03, 2021


Bukkake

Actually, the Japanese word "bukkake" means to splash with liquid. Bukkake udon is an example, where the cold broth is in a separate container that you pour onto the chilled noodles. The word alone in Japanese DOES NOT mean anything sexual.
Unfortunately, this didn't stop Western regions from proceeding to sexualize the word Bukkake as a sexual act, and even if you try to explain, people will still call you a pervert. Even though we know who the real perverts are.

Pervy tourist: OMG IT SAYS BUKKAKE UDON! BUKKAKE BROOO! BUKKAKE HENTAI JAPANESE PORN!
Another tourist who is bilingual: Omae ga hentai dawa! (You are a pervert!)

by Corn-Sizzurp December 07, 2021


Bukkake

When a group of typically Japanese men ejaculate on a girls face, typically standing in a circle

Amber: What the hell is bukkake?
Me: when a group of typically Japanese men ejaculate on a girls face, typically standing in a circle.

by TheRealBaka April 25, 2022