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A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
Bullshit day is where you do bare minimum or fuck all (none) work
John: I’m not feeling like it today.
Smith: Bullshit day?
John: Yeah.
a cheap substitute
watered down
mainstreamed
lamestreamed
Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.
The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".
See also: Gish Gallop
I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.
when someone blows some bullshit way out of proportion.
trey always has a petty bullshit attitude towards his bestie madi
like stop lying or stop the act
person 1 : i didn’t spill that on the floor
person 2: cut the bullshit
2👍 1👎
when some thing was such bullshit you needed a new word to describe it
discord mod: Yeah I just had sex
Person: that's pussy bullshit