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The weirdest and most loving cat you will ever meet. The cat melts in your hand like butter.
Friend : hey, let’s hangout
You: sorry, I can’t. Butter kitty is melting in my lap.
n. 1. Exceptionally creamy, viscous fecal matter commonly occurring after a meal at White Castle or watching an entire episode of The View.
"I just laid out some nasty mookie-butter. It looked like soft-serve."
A white asshole that can handle his butter. A white man.
person one: screw that kid
person 2: yea he is a total butter slice
A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.
Don't be such a homophobic game-nerd, Mom made fluffer butters!
A Large Creature, usually SJW with colored hair and Cat eye glasses. who rebels against body norms by huffing butter. (Proud Fattie)
Kate wiped out the country crock again, What a butter huffer
The musty, buttery substance often found within the folds of skin; mostly seen in overweight/obese people.
Ew, haley, I touched your fold butter!
While tickling my girlfriend, I accidentally got some of her fold butter on my hand!
In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.
Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"