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Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 March 23, 2018


slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.

Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.

by fgwg2 October 13, 2015


Butthole Broth

When your ass sweats, creating a swampy feel in your underwear.

Bro, PE gave me butthole broth.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019


Poopy Butthole

The description of one's anus being engulfed in excrement/diarrhea.

Tyrone: Salutations, Demetrius! Would thy have the pleasure to undertake sexual intercourse through our anal cavities?
Demetrius: Unfortunately, I cannot attend to such a matter at the time, Tyrone. Alas, I am suffering from thy Poopy Butthole, in which case my anus has been engulfed in excrement and diarrhea.

by POOPYBUTTHOLELOVER December 9, 2022


Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014


bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.

V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”

by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018


Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin

Wow that's butthole tinkle right there

by Boooobahbooo March 14, 2017