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Holding a cactus plant or part of a cactus that resembles a penis close or up to the pelvis while clothed and moving the pelvis area like you are humping a person and/or an object. Another succesful way to cactus fuck is to move your hand around but not touching any part of the cactus in the motion of masturbating
Cactus Fucker- Haha Look. What does this look like?
Friend- Eew stop cactus fucking!
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Cactus porn is when a woman inserts a small cactus plant into her vagina.
"Ah, I'm just going to watch some cactus porn"
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A vagina with short, prickly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved pubes have begun to grow back.
Man, I love going down on my girl, but when her pubes start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.
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When a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.
Man that girl was so drunk, she got cactus legs
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An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.
Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!
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The description of something very very ugly, disgusting or tasteless.
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idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.
It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.
Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".
If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.
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