Carlos Pistolero

One of the sickest guitarists of our time. Was not acknowledged for his skills until the founding of his current band, Pistoleros. He has much potential and the world should watch out for him.. they may not be ready.

"Your guitar skills are sick. But you're nothing compared to Carlos Pistolero"

Carlos Lerma

An all around boy with the head in the clouds. Characterized by driving an authormobile around town, and writing silly poems wherever inspiration strikes. Wears cool leather jackets. Good with words, bad with girls.

Dude please stop writing and come hang out for a bit, you’re being such a fucking Carlos Lerma.

Carlos Diaz

Sexual act, variation on Doggy style, while about to climax take a Tazer and shock the person receiving. to prevent personal shock wear a condom. Named after it's inventor

she was about to cum so, I gave her a Carlos Diaz

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Carlos

that little hoe no one wants to talk to

Stop being carlos

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Pull a Carlo

1. To be the oldest, omnipotent child in the family, self proclaiming to be the father figure and attempting to enforce rules that no one wants to follow.

2. To intentionally tattle on your younger brothers or sister and belittling them in front of other family members or friends whenever the opportunity arises because you are secretly jealous of them and compensating for your little penis complex.

Usually happens during the holidays or at family functions.

3. To be an all around dick and play the piano and annoy the family, friends or others in the room and not caring about it.

Hey, why are you playing the piano like that? Don't pull a Carlo and please stop it!!!

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carlos vives

one of the greatest colombian artists. has transformed vallenato from regional folk music to an international rhythm by fusing it with pop, reggae and rock
best songs:
la gota fria
la canaguatera
fruta fresca
el amor de mi tierra
el rock de mi pueblo

"por si acaso yo me muero, les quiero pedir un favor... me llevan al cementerio este pedazo de acordeon" - carlos vives

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carlos barat

Is..
1. Excellent, talented musician.
2. effing beautiful.
3. His hair is lovely.
4. And his arse...
5. and he needs to keep wearing them wisdom pants, so hot.

that is not all..but i will bore you if i carry on.

<3 carl <3

is a sex god.
indeed.

YUUUUUUUUM!
:-)

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