A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.
"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"
The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport
Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
when you take a poo and you wipe your ass with toilet paper leaving it on the roll and then winding it back up
yesterday I did one of the most perfect carson city rewinds at the local AMPM
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A sexy person that is truly a god at minecraft, and has a big mine shaft.
Subscribe to Call Me Carson on youtube.
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Very nice and sweet girl, loves music and selfless, great style and amazing personality anyone would want to be friends with a girl Carson
Carson (girl version) is so sweet!
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An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.
"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"
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