chest salad

when you show off the hair on your chest by wearing a low cut "V" neck or a shirt that you can undo buttons. Making it easy for the hair to be seen and touched.

look a Jim's chest salad, he is really tossing her today.

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Chest-tapper

A mentally challenged person

you look like a right chest-tapper doin that.

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possum chest

when an old guy has lots of grey hair bulging out of his shirt. Similar to a "hamburger chest" but specifically for old guys.

Yeah he has possum chest really bad!

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treasure chest

an external hard drive for storing pirated media. Sometimes kept in a hidden location that can only be found with a treasure map.

John uses a treasure chest to store all of his pirated movies.

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bow chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.

The opposite of knock chested.

Dave: "Damn, Debbie is bow chested!"

Kevin: "No shit. No way you could tittie fuck that bitch!"

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barrel chested

When the chest is in a barrel-like shape. Normally occurs when a woman is pregnant.

Emily is very barrel chested. She resembles an ape.

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Sizzle-Chest

a chest that has recently been burning and has now been extinguished and is now sizzling

“After we got the fire extinguisher and put out the fire, we have created a sizzle-chest.”

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