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1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit
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My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj
Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
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jisoos christ is the god of the religion known as kpop. he is a member of the group of handsome motherfuckers called seventeen. jisoos christ (also known as joshua) believes that drinking water is the right thing rather than alcohol.
The only God I believe in is the Kpop God Jisoos Christ
Ya'll are sinners! Ya'll need Jisoos Christ!
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(as in antichrist)
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
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an exclamation of shock or disgust
"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"
" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
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Another wussy black metal band trying to be true.
Related bands - Cradle of flith, Children of Bodom, Hectate Enthroned.
Bands you SHOULD listen too so that you don't sound like a wuss - Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum (old stuff), Satyricon, Impaled Nazarene.
Untrue metalhead: ZOMG, Rotting Christ is so good.
Norsk svart metallkriger: Shut up you piece of trash, Immortal is better.
Norsk svart metallkriger = roughly translates too: Norweigan black metal warrior
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The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death
Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.
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