Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.

"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

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closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

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That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

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Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

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close your butthole

when some one is being annoying and they wont sop tell them to close their butt-hole because it confuses them and they will most likely stop

Reggie stop tapping the pencil CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE

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Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

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Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

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