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Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.

"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017

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closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

by Richard999 December 19, 2015

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That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

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Gorilla's close relative

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

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close your butthole

when some one is being annoying and they wont sop tell them to close their butt-hole because it confuses them and they will most likely stop

Reggie stop tapping the pencil CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE

by CYBRNIBR January 16, 2016

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Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019

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Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010

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