CoD bitcher

Someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing Call of Duty.

EXAMPLE:

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude get off my ass you just made me get killed."
Friend(Bill): I'm not even by you? You CoD bitcher"

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "STUPID CAMPERS!"
Friend(Bill): "Why are you complaining about campers. YOU ARE ALSO CAMPING. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN 3 MAIN CALL OF DUTY'S OUT AND YOUR STIIIILLL COMPLAINING ABOUT CAMPERS, You CoD bitcher!

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude its this gun, it not good!"
Friend:(Bill) "Quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "I PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST! this is f'd up.

Friend(Bill): " I saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): " im lagging now"
Friend(Bill): " No your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you CoD bitcher!"

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Christmas CoD

One who plays call of duty on christmas dayinstead of spending it with family or friends

Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?

Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.

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COD syndrome

The act of checking windows and around corners for snipers, campers and I.E.Ds in everyday life.

A: I just checked all the rooms in my house for campers.

B: I think you may have COD syndrome.

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Cod Head

smelly grimsby scum from the land of cod

we h8 cod heads
fish fuckers

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cod sac

a mans balls

she kicked me in my cod sac

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cod warzone

A gay fucking game that should go fuck a boy because he fucking deserves it

OMG COD warzone is the best said gorge the virgin me just fucking go fuck it

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Cod Logic

Cod logic is the base skill of all good cod players. Players use cod logic to determine their enemies likely movements and reactions. When someone doesn't follow basic cod logic and a player dies because of it, it usually results in questioning the reasoning behind such a seemingly unreasonable or idiotic action. The term can apply for other shooters. Example: Battlefield Logic

Player A sneaks up behind Player B without giving away his position. Right before Player A starts to shoot Player B shifts all focus from the enemies shooting at him and throws a knife right into the face of unsuspecting player A.

Player A: Why the f**k did he do that that doesn't follow any cod logic.

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