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The need to defecate after drinking a cup of coffee.
I just drank a venti Starbucks. Imma bout to take a coffee pinch.
Coffee Hangover is a stage of disorientation after a long day functioning on coffee when the effect wears off. This usually happens similar to a crash except at it's worst, usually on a long day of getting up early with minimal sleep. The coffee hangover consists of several stages.
1. Slight Irritation. You may become slightly annoyed or bothered. You probably are starting to lose some energy at this point.
2. Loss of Patience. You've lost patience with most things at this point. You just don't care by now and you can't stand being around people.
3. Mood Swing. You may become emotional, sad, or angry depending on your condition.
4. Disorder. By now you can't even walk straight and your words and thoughts don't make sense. You shouldn't attempt to communicate with another human being at this point.
5. Shutdown. At this point you have no energy left and you'll have to lay down. Don't even bother trying to sit up. You may pass out. Nothing but sleep, Acoma, or hibernation can fix this by now
I don't know if this definition makes sense because I'm on a coffee hangover.
When your maid shits on your chest.
I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.
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A band that you dislike on first sampling, but which grows on you with time.
The Mountain Goats are such a coffee band. When I first heard them, I wasn't impressed, but now I love them!
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People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.
bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!
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A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.
Iced Irish Coffee
2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk
Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.
Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.
Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.
Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.
Can serve 2
Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!
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A person who is a junkie for coffee. They get head aches cold sweats, shake and fatigue if they don't get their routine dose of coffee. Coffee gives them a jolt of energy and gives a "happy" buzz
person 1) Hannah was shaking so bad, since she didn't have her coffee
person 2) Yo shes a coffee addict/junkie!
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