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Business college 10 miles outside of Boston where there is an average incoming SAT of 1200, named one of the "12 Hot Schools for 2004" by News Week, hotel-like dorm buildings, resort like campus, and probably the best technological advanced campus and learning labs in the country. With a ranking of "Top 50 Undergrad Business Schools in the Country" the acceptance rate is becoming very low.
On the other hand, many girls typically wonder if their next pair of shoes will come from Gucci or Prada, where guys go tanning and pop their collars while thinking there is nothing at all wrong with it. BMWs and Audi's roll around everywhere on campus, with the ocassional 100k+ head turing sports car driven by a weathy, tight jean wearing international student.
Frat life is a joke and no one cares about it's sports teams. Drinking is encouraged on campus through the existence of it's own Pub and registered keg parties in the dorms. While there are many down to earth friendly students, the business nature of the school attracts even more wealthier New Englanders and international students who are only concerned about making enormous amounts of money some day.
A: Where you going to school next year?
B: Hopefully Bentley College, but i can go to Babson or Bryant if i dont get in.
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A small liberal arts college in an itty-bitty, teensy-weensy town in the middle of Michigan.
The students find creative uses for their time. Activities include: athletics, studying, practicing, procrastinating, "socializing", socializing, Greek life, and Facebooking.
Class sizes are small. Course content is challenging. There's a rock and some squirrels.
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A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
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A scum filled school where teachers peer pressure students to turn up to bangerz and turn down class. It is full of dirty guys that are sexually experienced very young and girls that are casual cake face sluts with dresses up to their ass, have blotchy fake tan and ratty hair extensions. The teachers are mostly old and are disliked by all the students except the few good ones. Highly recommended that you don't attend this school!
Bro, she goes to greensborough college she's definitely a whore.
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The phrase "so college" is meant to convey the difference between the college environment and the real world. In college students can relax all day and act like adults but survive on others' money, and be ridiculous and irresponsible without consequence.
student 1: Spotted on the quad: a couple kissing, guys playing ultimate, and people singing and playing guitar.
student 2: that's so college.
student 1: last night was so college...I woke up in a stranger's room on the floor with popcorn in one hand and beer in the other. I still managed to make it to class by 9.
student 2: SO college. way to go.
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A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.
Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.
"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*
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Stereotypical students who are universally similar. They listen to music like dave matthews band and Bloc party, like pizza, drink alcohol frequently, wardrobe consists of event T-shirts, flip flops, "aged and worn" jeans, are exceedingly technology saavy, watch shows like entourage, family guy, chapelle's show, south park and the like, frequently have drunken one-night stands, many males resort to experimental goatees and haircuts, often spend many of their days lounging around eating low level foods like ramen noodles and mac and cheese recovering from drinking binges.
"American Pie 2 really captured the essence of college kids."
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