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The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!
Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on
- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.
I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.
Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?
No She only let me Colonize the moon.