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Background:- Tryptophan is a precursor amino-acid: to serotonin. Bananas are supposedly a natural source. Serotonin, being understood mostly due to Prozac and the effects of MDMA on the brain.
A comatose state due to too much tryptophan at the synapses of the brain? Or comatose post-tryptophan overload?
I'm on a serious come-down after that pill; my head's gone into a tryptophan coma
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Commercial Coma-
It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.
Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?
John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.
Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?
John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...
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The state of being completely oblivious to anything or anyone around you while Facebooking, texting or other digital activities.
Babe, you can get off your knees I came like a half an hour ago. Oh Christ your in a Facebook digital coma aren't you!
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When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."
I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.
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noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.
Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
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The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
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When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.
Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.
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