coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

coon hound

pronounced: 'kün 'haund.
Noun.

This commonly refers to a caucasian female (often very trashy) who typically prefers to have sexual relations with uneducated black men.

See also Mud shark.

That girl wont sleep with you; you're white and shes a complete coon hound.

coon boots

Bare feet. Referring to coons inability to afford footwear.

I was too lazy to find my shoes so i just wore my coon boots.

Coon Huntin

Going to Compton and shootin'a jiggaboocoon berry

Hey, Bob, pull out of your sister and let's go coon huntin'.

Coon Zoo

A closed environment where black people (jungle bunnies) are usually sent to after they prove to be a skidmark to societys underwear as they are expected to be. A.K.A jail

Correctional Officer 1 - "Hey we rounded up 20 jungle bunnies in the Marcy Projects today"

Correctional Officer 2 - "Time to send em to the coon zoo"

Coon bath

Taking a bath/shower in the lake, a river, a creek or a pool, whether it's theirs or not.

I saw Obama yesterday in my pool takin' a coon bath, he was washin' himself and everything.

coon juice

Cheap fortified wine often favoured by indigenous Australian street kids.

"I got a bottle of Port for $6!"

"Dude, that's coon juice..."