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Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo
"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"
The saying used in this century throughout day to day function; ‘corn piece’ (KŒrÑ), originated from an Ancient Greek word defining passage of exit.
It is also known as the ‘Japs eye’ (JæpŠ Ēÿę) in Asian countries.
The scientific name of the corn piece is Urinary meatus.
A : ‘May I ask where your restroom is located, I need to unload out of my corn piece’
B : ‘After I had my one night stand when my corn piece stings when I urinate’
It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.
Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
You can use it in any term. It suits many.
No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.
The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
Person 1: Damn, is that American weeaboo over there in the corner trying to sing Japanese by the sound of what he hears?
Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.
Heinlein: How unfortunate.