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Chinese Cough Syrup

copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat

"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"

by partypete February 3, 2012

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grandpa's cough syrup

An alchoholic drink, usually hard alchohol such as vodka, whiskey, or rum. Referenced in the film "Dumb and Dumber"

"You boys been boozin'? Choking down on Grandpa's cough syrup, eh?"

by smik dog April 9, 2007

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Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

by dueyfinster February 26, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


gentleman's dinner cough

to vomit but before vomit goes every where to grab it mid air with ones hand and place it back in your mouth

i thought dan was out of the hot dog eating contest but he used the gentleman's dinner cough, and saved it at the last second

by drkcarver May 11, 2011

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Moon Coughing

When an individual coughs due to staring up at the moon. Similar to sun sneezing.

"I looked up at the moon and I coughed. I really hate moon coughing."

by CrisCrossYall June 13, 2009

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Nasty Ass Cough

A liquid fart during sex.

Yo, dat bitch ass coughed my dick.

by JohnnyG November 12, 2003

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Stinging Cough Drop

Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.

Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.

That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.

I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.

by Dick Onchin December 8, 2021