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A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
When someone takes a shot of vodka with a milk chaser
Did you just make yourself a Cow Tipsy Alex? That's disgusting!
Cod - a small, pouch or bag (rare) the scrotum (also in plural).
In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.
Some like the good old cow cod soup and some don't.
An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*
John: Jeely cow Gretchen
A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies
“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”
A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.
Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!