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Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.
Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.
David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!
Michael: I guess we can do that
Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.
The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
A female or in some cases a male who has sex with tons of guys.
Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!
Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.
Opposite meaning to cool bananas
A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.
B: Hot cucumbers!
When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.
Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this