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When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face
Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.
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When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.
Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever
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A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)
The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"
Soph - "Wurrrrrd"
Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
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Term used referring to a good hockey player's stick.
Yo check out this sick T.J(tape job) i did on my Sniping Dangle Rod.
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Used in online gaming. Upon winning a game after losing many matches you log out immediately. This leaves the guy online annoyed after losing only once and with no opportunity for redemption.
I was playing Need For Speed on PS3 losing every time. After 10 games, I finally "Bit the Dangled Carrot!"
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last night i had to slap a hoe with my 20 pounds of dangling fury.
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1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.
Come on baby, suck on my pound of dangling fury.
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